英文幽默
双语笑话:体重秤
 A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale,sucking in his...
日期:08-03 作者:未知
双语幽默:吸烟和减肥
  In a hospital waiting room:Smoking help you lose weight…one lung ...
日期:08-03 作者:未知
双语幽默:治疗打嗝
  A man goes to a chemist and asks for a cure hiccps.The chemist
日期:08-02 作者:未知
双语幽默:毛毛虫
  John:Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
  Father:Have I not ...
日期:08-02 作者:未知
双语幽默:律师
  Attorney:She had 3 children,right?
  Witness:Yes.
  Atto...
日期:08-02 作者:未知
双语幽默:咖啡钱
  Customer:Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be w...
日期:08-01 作者:未知
双语幽默:传播方式
  Three fastest means of communcation:1.Tele-Phone 2.Tele-Vision 3.Tel...
日期:08-01 作者:未知
双语幽默:爱每个人
  Dear God:I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world.t...
日期:08-01 作者:未知
爆笑:吃也是一种美德
  Pizza
  When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut i...
日期:07-31 作者:未知
双语幽默:6岁
  After waiting over 3 frustrating hours at the airport for the arrival of ...
日期:07-31 作者:未知
双语幽默:如此请假
  Father:Is the school closed today?
  Son:No,Dad.It’s poen.I...
日期:07-31 作者:未知
双语幽默:为什么
  Man:Why did you make women so beautiful?
  God:So that you wil...
日期:07-31 作者:未知
爆笑:你的征婚标准是什么
What I Want in a Man-Original List(age 22) 我理想的男友标准-原版(...
日期:07-30 作者:未知
双语幽默:老师哭了
  But the teacher cried
  The six-year-old John was terribly s...
日期:07-30 作者:未知
双语幽默:六还是十二
  Six or Twelve?
  A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When s...
日期:07-30 作者:未知
双语幽默:美元
  Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to...
日期:07-30 作者:未知
双语幽默:谁的爸爸更强壮
  Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stro...
日期:07-27 作者:未知
双语幽默:新生儿
  The New Baby
  Mr.and Mrs.Taylor had a seven year old boy name...
日期:07-27 作者:未知
双语幽默:青春期
  One evening,in the midst of dinner preparation,our 10 yearold daught...
日期:07-27 作者:未知
双语幽默:我是司机
  I am the Driver
  The bus was crowded, and as one more man t...
日期:07-26 作者:未知
双语幽默:生日
  Birthday
  Professor: When is your birthday?
  Kid: May ...
日期:07-26 作者:未知
双语幽默:蘑菇与毒蕈
  Mushroom and Toadstool
  Younger Scout: How can I tell the...
日期:07-26 作者:未知
双语幽默:光着脚去
  Go Barefoot
  In secondary school, I was always self-conscio...
日期:07-25 作者:未知
双语幽默:广告
  An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle
  Tom saw an advertisement i...
日期:07-25 作者:未知
双语幽默:酒吧
  In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a pub...
日期:07-25 作者:未知
双语幽默:让座
  To Give Up the Seat
  Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the...
日期:07-24 作者:未知
双语幽默:五百遍
  Five Hundred Times
  In the traffic court of a large mid-weste...
日期:07-24 作者:未知
双语幽默:你宣誓就职那天
  The Day that You're Inaugurated
  A woman and her husb...
日期:07-24 作者:未知
双语幽默:事故
  Workman:“Mr.Brown,I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I...
日期:07-24 作者:未知
双语幽默:父子
  Father and Son
  Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some part...
日期:07-20 作者:未知
双语幽默:在同一排
  To be on the Safe Side
  In a cinema during a performance on...
日期:07-20 作者:未知
双语幽默:好客
  Hospitality
  The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for...
日期:07-20 作者:未知
双语幽默:醉酒
  Drunk
  One day, a father and his little son were going home. At...
日期:07-19 作者:未知
双语幽默:他的耳朵在我兜里
  I Have His Ear in My Pocket
  Ivan came home with a ...
日期:07-19 作者:未知
双语幽默:他赢了
  He Won
  Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He...
日期:07-19 作者:未知
双语幽默:未来的组织机构
  Organization Plan of the Future
  The exec was making ...
日期:07-18 作者:未知
双语幽默:蓄须
  Grow Beard
  I decided to grow a beard, and within two weeks my ...
日期:07-18 作者:未知
双语幽默:绝配
  Perfect Match
  A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antiq...
日期:07-17 作者:未知
双语幽默:耐性 
 Patience
  Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. ...
日期:07-17 作者:未知
布什和赖斯的谈话
 Conversation Between Bush and Rice
  BACKGROUND: Hu Jintao was n...
日期:07-17 作者:未知
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