英文幽默
双语幽默:好老师
  Father:Your taecher says she finds it impossible to teach you anthing!...
日期:08-28 作者:未知
双语幽默:精神专家
  The psychiatrist has really helped me a lot.I would never answer the...
日期:08-24 作者:未知
双语幽默:拎不动
  Judge:Why did you hit your husband with a chair?
  
  
日期:08-24 作者:未知
双语幽默:买条狗吧
 If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
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日期:08-23 作者:未知
双语幽默:老公老婆
  Wife:You tell a man something,and then it will go in one ear and com...
日期:08-23 作者:未知
双语幽默:坠机
  A rescue team finally finds the crashed airplane.The lone survivor is ch...
日期:08-23 作者:未知
双语幽默:名单
  Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?
  
  
日期:08-23 作者:未知
老外囧纹身 碉堡了(图)
  Asian character tattoos have long been in style, with millions ...
日期:08-21 作者:未知
双语幽默:婚后
  Girl:When we get married,I want to share all your wrrries,troubles and l...
日期:08-21 作者:未知
双语幽默:谁是病人
  Doctor:Has there been any insanity in your family?
  
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日期:08-21 作者:未知
双语幽默:傻子
  Wife:You know,I was a fool when I married you.
  
  
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日期:08-21 作者:未知
双语幽默:母语
  They call our languge the mothes tongue because the fathe seldom gets to...
日期:08-20 作者:未知
双语幽默:安眠药
  Doctor:Your husband needs rest and peace.Here are some sleeping pills....
日期:08-20 作者:未知
双语幽默:生日礼物
  Dad:Son,what do you want for your birthday?
  
  
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日期:08-17 作者:未知
双语幽默:包围与进攻
  Soldier:Sir,we are surrounded!
  
  
  Major:Exc...
日期:08-17 作者:未知
双语幽默:签名
  John:Dad,can you write in the dark?
  
  
  Father:I t...
日期:08-17 作者:未知
双语幽默:晚点
  Passenger:What’s the use of haaving a train schedule if the trains are ...
日期:08-16 作者:未知
双语幽默:再快点来
  Dortors can be so frustrating.You wait a month-and-a-half for an app...
日期:08-16 作者:未知
双语幽默:感叹句
  Tracher:4 beautiful girls are walking on the road.Change it to an excl...
日期:08-16 作者:未知
双语幽默:送奶工
  Two women were talking about their new milkman.The first said,"He’s ...
日期:08-15 作者:未知
双语爆笑:如此标点
  Punctuate the following sentence:A woman without her man is nothing....
日期:08-15 作者:未知
双语幽默:有多少人
  An America stepped into a gun shop and said,"Give me themost powerf...
日期:08-15 作者:未知
双语幽默:钓鱼
 Apatient in a lunatic asylum is fishing in a dry pond when a nurse passing...
日期:08-14 作者:未知
双语幽默:烤面包
A man enters a bakery with a loaf of bread,"I bought this bread here,and ...
日期:08-14 作者:未知
双语幽默:白发
 Daughter:Why are some of your hairs white,Mom?
  Mom:Well,every ti...
日期:08-14 作者:未知
双语幽默:合适开工
  Boss:I’ll give you RMB3000 per month and in 3 months,I’ll raise it...
日期:08-13 作者:未知
双语幽默:定律
  Law of encounters:The probabillty of meeting someone you know increases ...
日期:08-13 作者:未知
双语幽默:什么样的老婆
  Santa:Wwhat kind of wife do you want?
  Pappu:Exactly li...
日期:08-13 作者:未知
双语幽默:密码
 John was drawing money from an ATM.Jack,who was right behind him in line s...
日期:08-10 作者:未知
双语幽默:糖是借的
  Teacher:What are some products of the West Indies?
  Student...
日期:08-10 作者:未知
双语幽默:她是女人
 Teacher:Sam,youtalk a lot!
  Sam:It’s a family tradition.
日期:08-10 作者:未知
双语幽默:参军
  A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and j...
日期:08-09 作者:未知
双语幽默:开除秘书
  Soon after their wedding,the bride told her groom,"Darling,now that...
日期:08-09 作者:未知
双语幽默:停止想象
  Interviewer:Imagine you are in a locked room,and all the doors and w...
日期:08-09 作者:未知
双语幽默:屋里没电
  A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door at the first house...
日期:08-08 作者:未知
双语幽默:蚊子
  "Can I go to the theatre?"asked a mosquito to her mother."Yes,but be ...
日期:08-08 作者:未知
双语幽默:憨豆
  Friend:How many women do you believe a man must marry?
  Mr.Bean...
日期:08-07 作者:未知
双语幽默:婚姻物语
  Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.Second marr...
日期:08-07 作者:未知
双语幽默:无人接听
  Customer:I’ve been ringing 07002300 for 2 days and can’t get throu...
日期:08-07 作者:未知
双语幽默:成功的定义
  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spe...
日期:08-03 作者:未知
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