英文幽默
会心一笑:一盒火柴
Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of mat...
日期:07-24 作者:未知
会心一笑:父亲在哪
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful pai...
日期:07-23 作者:未知
会心一笑:可怜的丈夫
The poor husband
“You can't imagine how difficult it is for ...
日期:07-23 作者:未知
会心一笑:我没有睡着
I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat w...
日期:07-23 作者:未知
会心一笑:大人物
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man:He is really somebody.What d...
日期:07-16 作者:未知
会心一笑:国王和他的故事
The King and His Stories
Once there was a king. He likes to wr...
日期:07-16 作者:未知
会心一笑:晒冰
Sun the Ice
Once a simpleton's wife told him to buy some ice.
Two ho...
日期:07-16 作者:未知
会心一笑:苍蝇好吃吗
Are Flies Yummy?
Tony and his father are eating dinner.
Suddenl...
日期:07-10 作者:未知
会心一笑:明天早上数
Count Tomorrow Morning
It's a right. John is looking at the sky.
日期:07-10 作者:未知
会心一笑:我不喜欢他
我不喜欢她
鲍勃的去了所新学校。
一天,他回到家,他妈妈问他:&ld...
日期:07-10 作者:未知
会心一笑:十块糖
Ten Candies
Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, ...
日期:07-08 作者:未知
会心一笑:尾巴去哪了
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then ...
日期:07-08 作者:未知
会心一笑:热胀冷缩
Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese ...
日期:07-08 作者:未知
会心一笑:堵起来
“Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?&rdquo...
日期:07-05 作者:未知
会心一笑:你长大了
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting...
日期:07-05 作者:未知
会心一笑:鸡蛋在哪里?
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word ...
日期:07-05 作者:未知
会心一笑:用电话交谈
Talking on the Telephone
Each Sunday the minister called the chil...
日期:07-01 作者:未知
会心一笑:丈夫的休息日
My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry a...
日期:07-01 作者:未知
会心一笑:父亲的东西
Father's Things
When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as ...
日期:07-01 作者:未知
会心一笑:鸟窝和头发
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed b...
日期:06-28 作者:未知
会笑一笑:咬破了舌头
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
“Are we poisonous?” the you...
日期:06-28 作者:未知
会心一笑:我该借给他吗
Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Tom: William has as...
日期:06-28 作者:未知
会心一笑:最爱你的女人
The woman who loves you the most in the world
One evening mom dro...
日期:06-27 作者:未知
会心一笑:他的耳朵在我衣兜里
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody n...
日期:06-27 作者:未知
会心一笑:你要请客吗  
Are you going to treat me?
An American actress came to China fo...
日期:06-27 作者:未知
双语漫画:乖孙孙 睡觉了
奶奶: Nelson, this is your last warning.小盆友,我再警告你最后一次&...
日期:03-01 作者:未知
双语幽默:蜗牛的故事
When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining ...
日期:02-21 作者:未知
双语幽默:成年人
The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a...
日期:01-23 作者:未知
双语幽默:为爱而亡
If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die.
如果你不答应嫁给我...
日期:01-17 作者:未知
双语幽默:幸运的话
  Q:Do you think I’ll lose my looks as I get older?
  
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日期:08-31 作者:未知
双语幽默:不想见到你
  Judge:I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again...
日期:08-31 作者:未知
双语幽默:停车
  When John was busy in removing a wheel from his car,Jack asked,"Why are...
日期:08-31 作者:未知
双语幽默:爸爸的工作
  A 5-year-old girl was asked by her teacher what her father does,an...
日期:08-30 作者:未知
双语幽默:那么远
  Teacher:Tomorrow there will be a lecture on the Sun.Everyone must atte...
日期:08-30 作者:未知
双语幽默:你还爱我吗
  Woman:Will you also love me after marriage?
  
  
...
日期:08-30 作者:未知
双语幽默:如此毅力
  A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman and said,"I haven’t eate...
日期:08-29 作者:未知
双语幽默:最好的报复
  When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let...
日期:08-29 作者:未知
双语幽默:使用规则
 Restroom Use:Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom.The...
日期:08-29 作者:未知
双语幽默:保持安静
  A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way t...
日期:08-28 作者:未知
双语幽默:洗碗
  A:What do you use for washing dishes?
  
  
  B:On,I’...
日期:08-28 作者:未知
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