英文幽默
会心一笑:总感到口渴
Always Thirsty
“I had an operation,” said a man to his...
日期:09-16 作者:未知
会心一笑:节约还是浪费
Waste or Save?
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole m...
日期:09-12 作者:未知
会心一笑:他为啥喊
Why Is He Howling
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven“t even...
日期:09-12 作者:未知
会心一笑:上帝是谁
I know who god is!
A boy says to her mother, “Mom, is God a ma...
日期:09-12 作者:未知
会心一笑:疯狂的司机
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on ...
日期:09-11 作者:未知
会心一笑:电话中交谈
Talking on the Telephone
Each Sunday the minister called the child...
日期:09-11 作者:未知
会心一笑:什么士兵
What soldiers?
Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at ...
日期:09-11 作者:未知
会心一笑:我需要你的足球
I Need Your Football
George knocked on the door of his friend'...
日期:09-10 作者:未知
会心一笑:赌博
Bet
“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxio...
日期:09-10 作者:未知
会心一笑:金鱼
Goldfish
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep...
日期:09-10 作者:未知
会心一笑:拳击和赛跑
Boxing and Running
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does ...
日期:09-09 作者:未知
会心一笑:超速的理由
Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A...
日期:09-09 作者:未知
会心一笑:为什么迟到
Why did it make you late
Mike was late for school. He said to his ...
日期:09-09 作者:未知
会心一笑:我忘了那人是谁
A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case:&l...
日期:09-06 作者:未知
会心一笑:我在学开车
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and...
日期:09-06 作者:未知
会心一笑:单身汉
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him ...
日期:09-06 作者:未知
会心一笑:希望如此
I Hope So
Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learne...
日期:09-05 作者:未知
会心一笑:大衣着火了
Your Coat Is on Fire
The master, to impress on his pupils the need...
日期:09-05 作者:未知
会心一笑: 以命抵命
A Life for a Life
The English author, Richard Savage, was once livin...
日期:09-05 作者:未知
会心一笑:完美儿子
A:  
  I have the perfect son.
B:  
  Does he smok...
日期:09-04 作者:未知
会心一笑: 倔强的马
A Stubborn Horse
The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seem...
日期:09-04 作者:未知
会心一笑:刮胡子
He's shaving you
Stopping in an unfamiliar barber shop for a shave, a...
日期:09-04 作者:未知
会心一笑:我的狗不识字
my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my...
日期:08-28 作者:未知
会心一笑:爸爸帮你了吗
DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU?
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked ...
日期:08-28 作者:未知
会心一笑:怎么拼写
我有一个好朋友,他叫XXX。
有一天,我问他“pig的拼写是不是P-U-G?...
日期:08-28 作者:未知
会心一笑:求婚
A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'
T...
日期:08-02 作者:未知
会心一笑:吝啬鬼
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a ...
日期:08-02 作者:未知
会心一笑:渔网
The Fish Net
“Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?”
日期:08-02 作者:未知
会心一笑:他赢了
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in ...
日期:08-01 作者:未知
会心一笑:比一下其他
Compare other things?
Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gord...
日期:08-01 作者:未知
会心一笑:不是那样的
It's not that.
A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of ...
日期:08-01 作者:未知
会心一笑:心里难受
Feel Unhappy
Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt ...
日期:07-31 作者:未知
会心一笑:第二步怎么办
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fel...
日期:07-31 作者:未知
会心一笑:七喜
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to...
日期:07-31 作者:未知
会心一笑:过一秒钟
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: “God, what...
日期:07-30 作者:未知
会心一笑:安静
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wif...
日期:07-30 作者:未知
会心一笑:昂贵代价
Expensive Price
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge ...
日期:07-30 作者:未知
会心一笑:谁更有礼貌
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about w...
日期:07-29 作者:未知
会心一笑:家庭主妇
A smart housewife
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of...
日期:07-24 作者:未知
会心一笑:两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now wh...
日期:07-24 作者:未知
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