英文幽默
雷人的不同年龄段的征婚标准"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。 当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。
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会心一笑:长生不老 
Long Life
A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold ...
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会心一笑:节食族 
Diet Tribe
Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the w...
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会心一笑:出色的回答  
Stunning Reply
My five-year-old son was not picking up his toy...
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会心一笑:慎重许愿
Be Careful What You Wish For
A couple had been married for 25 years ...
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会心一笑:最好的奖赏
Best Reward
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a de...
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会心一笑:现金和信用卡
Only cash and credit cards
When a man called a motel and asked h...
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会心一笑:好视力
GOOD SIGHT
Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from t...
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会心一笑:第一次  
THE FIRST TIME
Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operat...
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会心一笑:答问技巧
Response Ability
An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a ...
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会心一笑:忠告
GOOD ADVICE
The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doct...
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会心一笑:精力旺盛的妻子
AN ENERGETIC WIFE
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of yo...
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会心一笑:一件礼物
SHE'D RATHER BUY A GIFT
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had f...
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会心一笑:谁更满足
Who's better satisfied?
Who's better satisfied? A
person with s...
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会心一笑:丘吉尔和萧伯纳
Churchill and Bernard Shaw
Winston Churchill was Prime Ministe...
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会心一笑:新员工
A New Employee
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was ...
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会心一笑:抽象名词
An Abstract Noun
Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane?
Jane: ...
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会心一笑:嫁给他
Marry Him
Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squ...
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会心一笑:光着脚去
Go Barefoot
In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about m...
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会心一笑:看情况
It depends
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto? <...
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会心一笑:推荐信
Letter of Recommendation
When Peters learned that he was being fired, ...
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会心一笑:钓鱼
Fishing
Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge ...
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会心一笑:生日
Birthday
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Profes...
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会心一笑:聪明的小偷
Clever Thieves
Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into ...
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会心一笑:母鸡的腿
Hen's Legs
Son: Why are hen's legs so short?
Dad: You're a fool...
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会心一笑:没全剪掉
I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF.
Miles sometime went to the barber's d...
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会心一笑:想做坏梦
I WANT A NIGHTMARE
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother...
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会心一笑:我可以回家了
I CAN GO HOME.
One day after school the teacher said to his stud...
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会心一笑:父亲的东西
When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tallas his father,so...
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会心一笑:一样的
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselo...
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会心一笑:两只鸡
Uncle Silas had lighted his pipe for a comfortable smoke,when Aunt Rebecca...
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会心一笑:钱和朋友
MONEY AND FRIENDS
A: Which do you find more important, money or frie...
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会心一笑:右腿
The Right Leg
Proctor(exceedingly angry):“So you confess that t...
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会心一笑:诗人的名字
The Name of a Poet
Our teacher was telling us about a new system o...
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会心一笑:我们的尾巴
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.Then h...
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会心一笑:精明的主妇
A Smart Housewife.
A smart housewife was told that there was a kin...
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会心一笑:狗也知道吗 
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like...
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会心一笑:妹妹的手指
My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
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会心一笑:无法表达
Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression.
Girl:Then you can use...
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