Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah!
Thank you! Thank you very much!
I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha!
-[Shrek Laughs] -[Crowd Gasping, Murmuring]
Shall I give the order, sir?
No, I have a better idea.
People of DuLoc, I give you our champion!
- 什么？ - 祝贺你，青怪
- What? - “Congratulations, ogre.”
You've won the honour of embarking on a great and nobIe quest.
Quest? I'm already on a quest, a quest to get my swamp back.
- 你的沼泽地？ - 对，我的沼泽地！
- Your swamp? - Yeah, my swamp!
Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures!
- “[Crowd Murmuring]” - Indeed.
All right, ogre, I'll make you a deaI.
Go on this quest for me, and I'll giveyou your swamp back.
Exactly the way it was?
Down to the Iast slime-covered toad stool.
- 那些擅自占据者呢？ - 全部搬走
- And the squatters? - As good as gone.
What kind of quest?
[ Donkey ] Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon…
and rescue a princessjust so Farquaad will giveyou back a swamp…
which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.
- Is that about right? - Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.
I don't get it. Why don'tyoujust pull some of that ogre stuffon him?
Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress,
grind his bones to makeyour bread, the whoIe ogre trip.
Oh, I know what.
Maybe I couId have decapitated an entire village…
and put their heads on a pike,
gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids.
Does that sound good toyou?
Uh, no, not really, no.
For your information, there's a Iot more to ogres than peopIe think.
- 举个例子 - 例子？
- ExampIe? - ExampIe?
好…妖怪就像洋葱。 - 它们辣臭？
- Okay, um, ogres are like onions. - [ Sniffs ] They stink?
- 不 - 让你流泪？ - 不！
- Yes-- No! - They makeyou cry? - No!
You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Onions have layers.
Ogres have layers! Onions have Ilayers.
You get it? We both have layers. [ Sighs ]
Oh, you both have “layers.” Oh.
[ Sniffs ] You know, not everybody likes onions.
Cake! Everybody Ioves cakes! Cakes have layers.
I don't care… what everyone likes.
Ogres are not like cakes.