英语笑话
双语幽默:太黑了 看不见
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests...
日期:12-27 作者:未知
双语笑话:研究生和本科生的区别
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate c...
日期:01-17 作者:未知
英语笑话——可怜的男人
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Barten...
日期:12-15 作者:未知
英语小笑话(20)Cry
"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kit...
日期:12-14 作者:未知
英语小笑话(19)我可以回家了
Now i can go home
One day after school the teacher said t...
日期:12-13 作者:未知
英语小笑话(17)
How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your...
日期:12-12 作者:未知
英语小笑话(17)中间战术
  三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条林荫道上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者...
日期:12-09 作者:未知
英语小笑话(16)绝配
  一位富婆为拥有一只珍贵的古玩而深感骄傲,以至于她竟要把卧室漆成与...
日期:12-08 作者:未知
A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.
日期:12-07 作者:未知
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
日期:12-06 作者:未知
Two Birds
  Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who ...
日期:12-02 作者:未知
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.
日期:11-30 作者:未知
英语老师问一个学生,“How are you是什么意思”
学生想how是怎么,you 是你,于是回答“怎么是你...
日期:11-29 作者:未知
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I g...
日期:11-28 作者:未知
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated ...
日期:11-25 作者:未知
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home.
At this age, the boy was in...
日期:11-24 作者:未知
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The t...
日期:11-23 作者:
一位来自日本的旅客,坐出租车去机场的路上,看到一辆汽车经过,就说:“oh,TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It...
日期:11-22 作者:未知
江青会见外宾,要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻,不许走样。外宾一见到江青,立刻拍马屁道:"Miss Jiang, yo...
日期:11-21 作者:未知
老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。”
日期:11-18 作者:未知
某男,粗通英文,至使馆,有表要填,有一栏是sex。
该男思之久已,毅然下笔:“Once a week“。
日期:11-17 作者:未知
An Energetic wife 精力旺盛的妻子
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last...
日期:11-16 作者:未知
 One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, s...
日期:11-15 作者:未知
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the pris...
日期:11-09 作者:未知
  A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The A...
日期:10-27 作者:
6 最无厘头的理由
  The nice man with the sign says the end is HERE. No one does homework on...
日期:10-19 作者:
1 最直接的理由
  What homework?
  什么作业?
  (装傻时请自觉配合表情~)
2...
日期:10-19 作者:
   A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting t...
日期:09-02 作者:未知
George asked the once wellknown wit, Horne Tooke,whether he could play cards.
日期:08-25 作者:
Writing a Composition
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a compo...
日期:08-11 作者:
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory(炼狱) , being sized up by God. W...
日期:07-25 作者:
    "Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wron...
日期:07-09 作者:
    A Smart Housewife.
    A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stov...
日期:07-07 作者:未知
Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist...
日期:06-15 作者:未知
Bat Problem
Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, s...
日期:04-28 作者:未知
趣味汉语: 班花
班里公开选举班花。小丽是个才女,但是相貌平平。她大胆地走上讲台,发表自己的竞...
日期:04-27 作者:未知
1. Is she big-boned?
她是不是很魁梧啊?
Big-bone看字面解释就知道是指骨架很粗大。这对...
日期:03-30 作者:
   When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but b...
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The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she...
日期:03-07 作者:
The City Mouse and the Country Mouse
Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse ...
日期:03-07 作者:
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