两个女人的故事

A woman says to a doctor,″Each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.″

The doctor says,″Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.″

A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.

The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.

After 15 minutes of this, a lady-one of the woman＇s friends came over and asked what she was doing.

″I＇m trying to pop out this dent, but it＇s not really working.″

″Duhyou have to roll up the windows first！″

一个女子对医生说：“每次我喝咖啡时都会伤到眼睛。”

医生说：“也许你应该先把勺子从杯子里拿出来。”

一位女士把车撞了一个坑,于是就去修车。

修理工决定幽她一默。他告诉她,她只需把车开回家,然后从排气管里往车里吹气,直到凹陷处自己鼓起来。