1) How come when you close a glue cap the glue sticks but this same paste does not stick to the sides of the glue tube?
1）为什么把胶水盖盖到胶水管上的时候胶水不会把它们粘在一起？
2) Did you know that according to mental research that has been carried out all over the world twenty-five percent of the population are suffering from one from of mental deficiency or the other. In lay terms, this means that if you have three friends that are sane, you are the one insane!
2）是否听说过这么一项研究报告？全世界人口中的25％都患有精神疾病。这就意味着，如果你有三个精神正常的朋友，那么你就是精神病！
3) If you have either a television or a Video Receiver or a DVD or anything that needs a remote controller, this odd behaviour is familiar. Have you noticed that whenever the batteries begin to get dull, we press down harder? Are we expecting to squeeze more out of them?
3）如果你用过电视机或者DVD的遥控器，那么这种事情你也应该做过。你注没注意过，当电池快要没电的时候，我们总是在很用力的按它？难道我们是认为按得力气大些就可以从里边挤出电来吗？
4) Supposedly the man from the jungle lives in the jungle, yes? Then, how and where did his beard disappear to?
4）想象一下一个来自丛林且旧居丛林的男子，好了？恩，那他的胡子是怎么没的？
5) How is it that no matter how tight you close the shutters of light bulbs, flies or other insects manage to get inside?
5）为什么不论你怎么关灯，苍蝇和其他的昆虫总是能够想方设法的进到你的家里来？
6) Still use plastic bags instead of the more nature-friendly paper ones? Ok. Then, pray tell, why can’t I ever manage to open one on my 1st attempt?
6）还在用塑料袋而没有用环保的纸袋吗？很好。那……说实话，为什么我在第一次用纸袋的时候发现我没办法把它打开？！
7) Why do they use sterilized needles when injecting a convict on death role?
7）为什么他们要用消了毒的注射器给一个死刑犯执行死刑？
8) Why do the banks charge extra if you withdraw more money than is present from your bank account? Don’t they realize that there’s no money in the account?
8)为什么银行要在你超额取款时收取额外的费用？难道他们没意识到你的帐号里已经没钱了吗？
9) Why don’t we ever hear jokes about father-in-laws?
9）为什么大家都没听过岳父的笑话？
Teenage Life
珍珠港主题曲there yo
西城男孩Try again
Always Getting Over 