老爸的情书（中英对照，爆笑）

* 老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪,
* 但每次讲到掳获老妈芳心的致命关键的一封英文情书，
* 老妈都笑的前俯后仰，经过我们一再催逼,
* 老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情书,
* 看了真的是OH! MY GOD,很有一套喔!
* 请注意英文部份
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* Dear wang litte sister:
* 亲爱的王小姐
* From see you one eye,I shit love you.
* 自从看到你的第一眼,我便爱上你。
* Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
* Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
* 妳的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来，
* 妳的眼睛贬啊贬,我就死去活来?
* Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
* When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
* 也许你不记得我,没有关系,当你仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情.
* I think l should introduce myself to you.
* 我想应该介绍一下自己。
* I call Li big great. Toyear 25
* 我叫李大伟,今年25(今天是today,那么今年就是toyear.至于伟就翻成great吧 ！)
* My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
* 我家有四口人..爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。
* I am a good man, in a big company work.
* 我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。
* I do early fuck every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you.
* 我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。
* Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a
monk,
* and find a place where many monks live in to over mylife;
* 请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。
* (实在想不起「嫁」字怎么翻译，好在头脑灵光,嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起。
* 至于「庙」字,也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是庙。)
* Like Your people
* 喜欢妳的人
* .........原来"做早操"的英文是"make early > > fuck"...................