We Can’t Kill Half a Duck
Guest : “Look here ! How long I wait for the half portion of duck I ordered?”
Waiter : “Till somebody orders the other half. We can’t go out and kill half a duck.”
译文：我们不能杀死半只鸭子
顾客：“喂，注意！我必须等多久才能得到我要的那半只鸭子？”
服务员：“等到有人要另一半。我们无法出去杀死半只鸭子？”
Bring Me One of the Winners
Customer : “Waiter, my lobster is without a claw. How is that?”
Waiter : “Well, sir, they are so fresh that they fight with each other in the kitchen.”
Customer : “Take this one away, and bring me one of the winners.”
译文：给我拿一只获胜的来
顾客：“服务员，我的龙虾少一只螯。这是怎么回事儿？”
服务员：“先生，他们太新鲜了以至于在厨房里就打起来了。”
顾客：“把这只拿走，给我拿一只获胜的来。”
You Don’t Know My Father
Teacher : “Vincent, if you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have ?”
Vincent : “One dollar.”
Teacher (sadly) : “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent : “You don’t know my father.”
译文：你不了解我父亲
老师：“文森特，如果你有一元钱，你再向你父亲要一元钱，你会有几元钱？”
文森特：“一元钱。”
老师（遗憾地）：“你不了解算术。”
文森特：“你不了解我父亲。”
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