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每日一个英语笑话

Tom drives to the dock and takes the ferry to work evreyday. One day he got up late because he foggot to set the alarm clock the night before. So it didn't go off. He quickly had the breakfast, and go out of the door. When he got the dock, he saw the boat about twenty feet away. He took the running and jumping, he jumped as far as he could and landed on the boat.A woman on the boat had a look at him and said to him" One minute later, we would have been in, you would been on the boat."
汤姆每天开车到码头乘船去上班，有一天早上，他因为前一天晚上忘了设闹钟，闹钟没有响，所以起床晚了。他匆忙吃早饭冲出门。当他到码头时，看见船离岸20英尺，他便尽他所能跳向船，还好，他终于到了船上。可是船上的一个女人看了他一眼，跟他说：“你要是再等1分钟，船就进码头了，你也就到船上了。”

pgbhjm 最后编辑于 2008-07-16 13:08:47

xingsusan 个人空间相册组别:注册会员性别: 来自: 积分:183 帖子:133 注册: 2008-07-01	2008-07-11 10:36 \| 树型\| 收藏\| 小中大 2 回复：每日一首英语笑话哈哈可是题目应该是每日一个英语笑话吧~~

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Once upon a time, there lived a rich man who could not know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so the friend wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to the rich man. After the rich man received the note, he pretended to be reading it after a while. Then he said to the servant " OK, I know, go back and tell your master that I will go there myself shortly."
从前有一个人很富有，但是一字不识。有一次，他的一个朋友想借他的公牛，所以就写了一个便条给他的仆人送去。富人收到便条后假装看了一会，对仆人说：“我知道了，你回去告诉你主人，我呆会亲自去。”

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pgbhjm 个人空间相册组别:注册会员性别: 来自: 积分:64 帖子:14 注册: 2008-07-10	2008-07-14 13:02 \| 只看楼主树型\| 收藏\| 小中大 4 回复：每日一个英语笑话 A guy went to see his doctor to get the test report. His doctor sait to him" I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is that you have only 24 hours to live.""That is a good news?"he asked."Yes, the bad news is that I should tell you yesterday."the doctor said.

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Cindy was from richest neighborhood in the town. One day she had a heart attack and was taken to a hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw an angel and asked “Is this it？” The angel answered “No, you have another forty years to live.” Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital. She figured since she had another forty years. She might as well make the most of it. She made a facelift and had someone dye her hair. While she walked out of the hospital lobby, she was killed by the ambulance speeding up to the hospital. When she arrived in front of the angel, she said” I thought you said I have another forty years to live.” The angel replied “Cindy? Is that you? I didn’t recognize you.”

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I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer which were dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order. "Just a minute!" I said. 'Those aren't fat free." "Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes.... The fat is free!"

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我这么执着的讲着笑话主要有4个目的:
1.每天默写一个英语短文,从而提高自己的英语水平;
2.娱乐大家,同时也让大家在轻松的同时学英语.
3.看看自己到底有多少毅力.
4.希望通过大家对我的鼓励,坚持再坚持.

至于其他的,.............

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pgbhjm 个人空间相册组别:注册会员性别: 来自: 积分:64 帖子:14 注册: 2008-07-10	2008-07-17 11:34 \| 只看楼主树型\| 收藏\| 小中大 10 回复：每日一个英语笑话 "Tell me again," asked the judge, "why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully, "Because, Your Honor, it said 'Fine for Parking'" （note: "fine" has two meanings 1. good 2. pay some money for doing something wrong.）

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